Pam Ann tells us the do’s and don’ts of flying!

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Comedian Caroline Reid humours the highs and lows of air travel with her alter-ego air hostess, Pam Ann!

Pam Ann tells us the do’s and don’ts of flying with performances focused on the nuances of air travel, identifying the individual quirks of some of the biggest international airlines and their media stereotypes. Here the alter-ego air hostess gives us her thoughts on what airlines should be doing when it comes to onboard guest amenities…

‘All amenity bags should be luxurious and have the essentials you require for a long haul flight. When you open the amenity kit a personalized card pops out written in 5 languages “Thank you for flying with us today, you are special to us. Remember to always touch up before touch down! Enjoy your flight and please don’t hesitate to press my button’ Sit back relax and enjoy your flight with us!”

‘It must be a collectable designer Amenity bag, something people want to keep forever, a plush velvet cotton wrap around eye mask (Virgin Atlantic do the best eye mask), generous sized tube of Elizabeth Arden 8hr Cream, Bvglari Lip balm, vibrating toothbrush with a ample tube of Colgate toothpaste, Listerine mouth wash, Jaeger cashmere ballet slippers, Egyptian cotton pillow slip for your pillow, F1 silicon earplugs, do not disturb hotel style door card for your seat, revitalizing Jo Malone Lime and Basil scented cloth, metal airline wings, a small air hostess doll, AND the must have in ALL amenity bags is a bottle of Tabasco Sauce.’

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